annoying the intrawebz one email at a time -- topics include: meatwaffles, glitterponies, ubuntumafia, twitter, brightkite, android, and tacos
Swedish expat with a penchant for Android and open source operating systems. Certified PHP Engineer that works with Perl professionally. Develops applications for iPhone, Android, and occasionally BlackBerry.
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Professional connections:
Torgny Bjers on LinkedIn - http://www.linkedin.com/in/torgnybjers
Personal connections:
Torgny Bjers on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/torgny
Sure, I watch those My Little Pony episodes over and over again!
I suppose that someone else in the household used the Netflix account to get some cartoons from their childhood. Adorable, but scary when logging in and taking a look at the queue.
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Sweden's gay nightlife meets The Big Bang Theory
via thelocal.se
Sheldon, anybody? Found it when the guys at work were looking up odd Swedish news to taunt me with on The Local: Sweden's News in English.
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Sense of entitlement
If I have three slabs and I put @benmarvin, @vinnie, and @gqbound on them, then slice them all open, what happens? They all bleed red. That's race. The human race. Listening to people I know that work in retail I am hearing horror stories about people calling "white" associates out for being racist and only dealing with "black" associates. How's that not racist? Go figure. Makes me sad, very, very sad. If there's nine people of color that are just fine with whatever the store rules are, and you're the one that draws the race card calling out the associate for being a racist bitch, what does that tell us? You're the one trying to shoplift and trying to distract us by pulling that ever so convenient race card. Slavery? That was what, 200 some years ago. So shut the fuck up and get over yourself. Now who's the racist bitch? Fine, you've got more of a tan than me, but what is that other than skin color? Nothing. You still bleed red, don't you? That's the only bond that we need, the only bond that lasts. "Ignorance, that's my baby's name!"
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I am printing the Internet. Starting with porn sites and @benmarvin.
This is some really creative design and a fresh take on the "how long would it take."
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Penny Arcade! - Rightsizing
via penny-arcade.com
Best rendition of Disney's upcoming acquisition of Marvel. Who else will have to go? Will we need Punisher when Darkwing Duck is still around? Won't the kids like the cute duck better?
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New game idea for Zynga.com, Hooker Wars
Your hooker has gained a new level! You now have access to a new job! You can "give a blow-job" if you have access to the two necessary components, bubblegum and condom. Send a case of chlamydia or herpes to your friends on Facebook! Get boosts like snow-balls, dime bags, and Redbull vodkas. Come play the latest and newest game in the "Wars" family!
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